Good joke trope: Beginning a sentence in a harmless fashion, then turning it aggressive and weirdly specific and directed at a generic name because it’s fucking funny, Susan.
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5 years ago i was a fucking mess & now i’m a fucking mess but at peace with it and with cooler fashion sense
theres a point where high fashion loses me
like
you look ridiculous but I look worse in sweatpants?
i actually have a fashion taste that is completly different from what i actually wear but i dont have enough confidence to wear what i really want to wear
okay y’all real talk
what social media platform are we all collectively moving to
great!!!! see you there my dude
You flirt and kiss and for what??? Sex?????! Love?????? Pathetic.
To level my charisma stat
Ah a gamer, you may pass
my body, tearfully: when sleep???
me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity
my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????
- Witchcraft isn’t a religion - you’re all making it into this weird culty thing and Tumblr has turned it into something stale and conformed
- Wiccan and witch are not synonymous - there are witches of all religions
- There’s not a right or wrong way to practice - do whatever feels right in every situation
- You don’t need to believe in any gods, worship anything at all, have crystals or buy things from Instagram witch shops (most of the time they’re just capitalists anyway)
- You don’t need to declare what specific type of witch you are - you can strive to be balanced
- You create your own rules no matter what - it’s a deeply personalized way of life or thought process to each culture and each person
- if someone tries to dictate how you do what you do, they’re gatekeeping pricks and should be throat slapped
- Be true to yourself - this is only about harnessing your own strength and emotions and figuring out what parts you play in the world, not about an aesthetic or a fashion or trying to be the best witchling for other people’s admiration
- Try to have fun and stop taking it so seriously, you uptight nerds
brilcrist